article-1030652-0122671A000004B0-773_468x556Where were we? The one-man book club (which shall now be written as One-Man Book Club, after a unanimously ratified amendment to the One-Man Stylebook) is adrift. Members keep offering excuses: “I have too many TV reviews to write.” “I’m too goddamn tired.” “I feel too fat to blog.” “I would rather drink a little and read these magazines.” Etc. etc.

Be we (me) are back. There are three books left from the Great Reading Binge of Late ‘09 and Early ‘10 — and one book to give a friendly shout about.

th_0307272419First up, The Room and the Chair, by Lorraine Adams: The author, a Pulitzer winner for reporting, used to work at the Washington Post. I didn’t know her, but I did wind up at a New Year’s Eve party back in the very early aughts at the nice, big house she used to live in on 19th Street. She was a great newsroom character, and now she’s written a novel about some great newsroom characters. But let me back up for a minute to her first novel, Harbor (2004), which I had on my list of my favorite books of the ’00s, and is, I think, among the very best novels to come out of the immediate vibe of the 9/11 era. I strongly recommend Harbor.

As for The Room and the Chair, I’m much more ambivalent. It’s a vivid (often too vivid) story of a female fighter pilot (who barely survives the crash of her fighter jet, which lands in the Potomac River between the Kennedy Center and Roosevelt Island); a spook (aka “The Chair”) who works for one of those No-Such-Agencies out in an office park in McLean; and a young, black reporter who is assigned by the night editor of the Washington Spectator to look further into the plane crash, long after the rest of the newsroom (”The Room”) cares about it. Based on all that, you’d think it’d just be another Washington potboiler AND a Post roman-a-clef. But Adams has a whole lot more ambition than that. The writing is often amazing and she clearly means to bend a lot of Washington cliches (actual and literary) into some new form of art. The first 100 pages are maddeningly lush — it’s hard to know exactly what’s going on, which is partly the the intent of the story. The theme is not “You can’t handle the truth!”, the theme is more there is no such thing as truth. To achieve this, Adams has thrown a lot of gauzy language in front of the reader’s vision.

As for the Washington Spectator, I couldn’t help but gobble up the details of a very Washington Post-like environment, where some of the characters definitely possess traits that any Post-ie will recognize. There are some delicious analogues; a Bob Woodward, who in this weird parallel realm, seems to have married the Sally Quinn. A few pages in, I started taking notes, if for nothing else than to save Amy Argetsinger the work of having to read it herself! I don’t wish to slag on The Room and the Chair — there’s something lovely and cool about it, but I don’t expect many people will find it a satisfying read. It’s far too arty for people who like Washington thrillers and it’s not fully realized enough to score with the highbrow reviewers. And for those of us who loved Harbor so much, it’s a teeny bit of a comedown. Want to read something far more articulate and spot-on about this book? I point you now to Louis Bayard’s review in the Post.

headAfter that, I took on You Are Not a Gadget, a manifesto by Jaron Lanier. This is one of those books that gets talked about a lot when it comes out; sometimes you can probably get what you need to know about this kind of book from the reviews of it.

But I was intrigued by his central premise, which sort of goes like this: the Internet revolution got off to the wrong start, constrained by fixed ideas that were part of the initial software designs of the 1980s and ’90s, and biases of the people who fashioned together the World Wide Web, and then ruined by the anonymous bad manners of its users.

There’s a lot more here too, much of which had me nodding along in sound agreement. I especially liked a mini-rant midway through that bemoaned the ultimate result of the Internet: people went to things that comfort them in a nostalgic sense, looking up old friends and enjoying long-gone cartoons and songs — instead of creating something new. The whole thing is trapped in cultural “retro economy.” Lanier makes a compelling argument that the music of the post-Internet generation fails to sound unique, in the way that music from other decades clearly does.

That’s just one example. I feel like if I’d been reading Wired all these years (Igadgetusecover havent; have you?), I would have followed Lanier better down some of his rabbit holes. But on the whole, I enjoyed this book because it validated a lot of my heartache about the Internet, which is not a Luddite response (or the death bleats of a newspaper employee), but just the sinking feeling that this renaissance we’re in is in fact a false start, and is destroying more than it invents. This is one book where I wish my One-Man Book Club actually had another member, because I want to talk about it with someone who’s read it. Also, though, it’s been about three weeks since I finished it, and I have to admit, much of it has already left me. Hmmm.

I read Union Atlantic in one long day, a day in which I absolutely needed a book like Union Atlantic, a day which I spent waylaid in Memphis — a missed flight connection, a night in a Hyatt, and then most of the next day spent reading on a sofa in the Hyatt lobby, ordering diet sodas and waiting to go back to the airport for an airplane. (Does that sound awful to you? Let me tell you, I love those sort of days. File under: I’m really not hard to please.)

union-atlantic-book-jacket-1209-lgUnion Atlantic is a novel by Adam Haslett, and it’s being hailed by some as the best novel yet about the economic excesses of the 2000s. It weaves together several stories, set in and around Boston. Union Atlantic is a big, Wachovia-like banking institution, at which Doug Fanning runs a big hedge fund. Doug is a former Navy officer who served on the USS Vincennes when it shot down that Iranian airliner in the 1980s. Now (middle ’00s) he’s a cutthroat hedge fund asshole — and he’s just built a fittingly ostentatious mansion in a wealthy little burg outside Boston. This brings the wrath of his neighbor, a kooky old lady living in squalor next door, with her two dogs (who talk to her). She also happens to be the older sister of the head of New York Federal Reserve Bank. The old woman, a former history teacher, is hired to tutor a young man who (I’m going to keep this short) winds up having an inappropriate (but pretty damn hot, if emotionally abusive) affair with a character I’ve already mentioned. There’s more, but that gets us started.

I voraciously liked this book, if only because I was hooked. In hindsight, the last 50 pages get somewhat ridonkulous plot-wise (and a little obvious), but so what? It delivers a strong dose of catharsis to the BS that’s gone on with our economy AND Union Atlantic has the added bonus of knowing what it’s talking about. Haslett’s done his research and it feels right, down to the elegant descriptions of the economic hocus-pocus that ruined the American economy. He’s not an elegant prose stylist; the thing to admire is his (no pun) economy with words and images. For all its sprawl, this novel comes in at 300 pp. I’m not sure it’s the be-all/end-all novel that captures our era and will therefore last for the history of western lit, but I got a real bang out of it.

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iz1Finally, you’ve been to Hawaii, right? Actually, have you ever been to any place that tries to put forth a “tropical” summery vibe, up to and including the place that rents innertubes at Harper’s Ferry? Then you know the sound of Iz.

That would be Israel Kamakawiwo’ole. (Everyone called him Iz.) He’s the one who recorded that ukelele version of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” which appeared on his album “Facing Future,” which was released in 1993. (The “Over the Rainbow” cover was made one drunken night in 1988.) Millions of record sales later, that song has been used in commercials — especially commercials aiming to make yuppies feel more ethereal about their purchases and vacation plans — and basically anyplace you’ve ever ordered a daiquiri. As much as it makes me think of the Sheraton in Kona, it also makes me think of the Internet bubble economy circa 2000.

Ah, but the story behind it: Who was Iz, the imposingly large Hawaiian who, long3313facingfuture after his death in 1997, has come to be such a revered icon in Hawaii?

That’s where my friend Dan Kois comes in. He’s written Facing Future for the 33-1/3 book series. (The series of books pairs a writer up with a legendary album and has the writer do a pocket-sized book-length essay about it.)

I had the pleasure of reading Facing Future in manuscript form last summer. Of all the friends who’ve ever asked me to read their book for them, this was the one I put the least amount of red pen marks on. It’s an engaging and tragic story, quite well told, about a darker and more wistful side of life and death in Hawaii. Do my bruddah Dan a solid and pick it up. It’s a bargain.

Gilligans-Wake-BAll these books-of-the-year and books-of-the-decade lists are out now. I’m too far behind on ‘09 to make any sort of guess about what book I liked most. But I can feel some coalescence about the decade by just looking around my study. If a book stuck around from my circa-2000 apartment and made it here to my 140 square-foot retreat in 2005, and is still here today, it must’ve meant I thought it was a pretty freakin’ good read. Here are faves from the ’00s, I think. I’m sure I’ve left something out, likely because I gave my copy away to someone else to read. There has to be more to this list, and I’ll realize later “Oh, no, I left off [blank]!” but I also like the pop-quiz nature of this blog post, on which I’ll spend no more than 15 minutes throwing together a list. No particular order…

FICTION:

“Harbor,” by Lorraine Adams. Best 9/11-era novel, in my opinion, and really gripping. Also, if you’ll notice (which you shouldn’t), fantastically researched and reported.

“The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay,” by Michael Chabon. More like this, please, and less of Chabon mucking around on collaborative comic books, children mysteries, unfilmed screenplays and essays about fatherhood. Get to work, genius.

• “Gilligan’s Wake,” by Tom Carson. The 20th century as reimagined through the prism of TV’s castaways. I am a freak about this book. I think it is amazing and re-read it every couple years.

• “American Wife,” by Curtis Sittenfeld. I know, I know — enough with the Hank/Curtis lovefest, but I think this is a brilliant, towering novel by a writer who is really going to last. (“Prep,” too!)

• “Everything is Illuminated,” by Jonathan Safran Foer. Hard to not be jealous of this one.

• “Home Land,” by Sam Lipsyte.

• “Pastoralia,” by George Saunders.

• “March,” by Geraldine Brooks. Still gobsmacked by how good this one was. (Also her “Year of Wonders.”)

• “The Blind Assassin,” by Margaret Atwood.

• “Dear American Airlines,” by Jonathan Miles. Heartbreaking and hilarious. Made even better by the fact I read it on a nice vacation.

• “Lying Awake,” by Mark Salzman. Gorgeously spare novel about cloistered nuns. Amazing. I still laugh about the sin of “wasting Joy.”

• “Shopgirl,” by Steve Martin. The movie was kinda meh, but the first time I read this, I thought it was so beautiful. I still do.

• “The Road,” by Cormac McCarthy. On the afternoon I finished it, I just stared at the ceiling for an hour and mourned for a world that was not yet technically gone, but felt gone. That’s what I call good.

NON-FICTION:

• “Nickel and Dimed,” by Barbara Ehrenreich, a shining example of two things, I think: morally conscious journalism and hilariously illuminating feature writing.

• “The Woman at the Washington Zoo,” by Marjorie Williams, someone who has been dead almost five years and whose work I still hear about (or think about) all the time.

• “Where I Was From,” by Joan Didion. She finally became household-namous in 2005 by writing about her husband’s death (“The Year of Magical Thinking”), but I think this book, two years earlier, was better — it’s about the death of her California notions and ideas.

• “The Good Soldiers,” by David Finkel. Yes, he’s a friend, so part of how heartbreaking this book is to read is — for me — knowing just a little about how much it took out of him to do. Glad to see it on so many “best books of the year” lists, because it certainly belongs there. (And while we’re on the subject of friends’ books, I still go back and look at what Ann Gerhart did in “The Perfect Wife,” a biography of Laura Bush, when she had absolutely no help from the subject and the complicated circles of people around the subject. What emerges is an altogether different sort of book that did not always get its due. I think this book explains in a whole other way how strange the Bush years were to our culture, and where it all came from. Without this book, there’d be no “American Wife” [see above].)
• Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic, by Robert Lanham. It looks like one of those jokey humor books you find at Urban Outfitters. But I’m telling you, this is Audubon-level scientific/sociological work. Absolutely right, totally true, and yes, hilarious.
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• “The Whole Equation” by David Thomson (and also his “Nicole Kidman”). I’m late to the game when it comes to savoring Thomson’s film writing, but I really do.

• “Pictures at a Revolution,” by Mark Harris. Loved this book, which was well-assembled and fascinating and not only explains a lot about our movie culture, but scintillates the ’60s as well. (The actual ‘6os, and not “the Sixties,” if you know what I mean.)

• “The Beatles,” by Bob Spitz. I read someplace that the original draft of this book was twice as long as the 800 pages that were published. I would have happily kept going. It’s still amazing, after all these decades, to have the story of the Beatles told in a linear way.

• “Heat,” by Bill Buford. You don’t have to care about cooking or Italy. This is just an amazing work of reporting and synthesis and good writing.

• “Dog Man,” by Martha Sherrill. Made me cry. Such a strangely inviting and determined little book about living and aging in a faraway place.

• “The Fabulous Sylvester” by Joshua Gamson. I think this book has one of the most amazing opening chapters I’ve ever read. And I’ve never read such a compelling biography of such a marginalized celebrity. An excellent book made possible by deep, deep reporting from primary sources.